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• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Limp Bizkit (1), AFI (1) & The Prodigy (1) http://t.co/MnUosPbo 07:16:27, 2012-05-18
• Off to Urban Assault tomorrow. Hopefully it'll be warmish! #airsoft 15:19:23, 2012-05-18

• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Daft Punk (1), System of a Down (1) & So Solid Crew (1) http://t.co/MnUosPbo 10:52:27, 2012-05-04

• New lifts at Tilbury town station are nearly clad. Disabled and elderly people rejoice. #c2c http://t.co/QfqeKsR7 08:41:10, 2012-04-23
• This morning I could quite easily fall right back to sleep. 07:54:46, 2012-04-24
• Really don't fancy walking to the station in this weather I hate being wet on the train. 07:36:59, 2012-04-25
• It's cold, everyone is wet and the heating isn't on in the train. Perfect! 08:48:02, 2012-04-25
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Daft Punk (4), Goldfinger (2) & Everclear (2) http://t.co/MnUosPbo 00:20:25, 2012-04-28

• I have not enjoyed a moment of Battlefield 3 at all this week. 18:33:55, 2012-04-15
• Awesomeness. http://t.co/ZcgzHhKC 13:51:27, 2012-04-16
• mmm beer, pie and chips. 20:47:33, 2012-04-16
• Damn you virgin media! You've denied my DHCP request for the last time! 22:21:42, 2012-04-16
• Screw you Virgin Media network status. "Good Service" my arse! 22:23:35, 2012-04-16
• Might have to put a jumper on, it's bloody freezing next to this window! 10:15:59, 2012-04-17
• Think I need a new computer Mine is showing it's age now. 00:42:42, 2012-04-18
• Eurgh, I am so not very well indeed :-\ why damn it why?! 04:51:23, 2012-04-19
• Go away rain How am I supposed to get washing done! 14:14:07, 2012-04-19
• I think another order from @hasbean needs to happen. @Fisheh any recommendations? #coffee 15:07:29, 2012-04-19
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Rob Dougan (2), David Bowie (1) & Slipknot (1) http://t.co/MnUosPbo 11:44:37, 2012-04-20
• Bugger, just realised I've not eaten dinner yet :/ 21:38:38, 2012-04-21

• A start to the kitchen floor at last! http://t.co/Sh9bhk0g 18:58:18, 2012-04-08
• Kitchen floor! http://t.co/AtRWJqqx 22:44:27, 2012-04-08
• New lifts at Tilbury Station are taking shape, hopefully they won't end up vandalised, stinking of urine or worse. http://t.co/ejQ7CLBo 08:16:25, 2012-04-10
• Check out Diction on Google Play! https://t.co/0xZQ0khX <- An awesome word game that will boggle your mind. 11:11:57, 2012-04-10
• "Scrutinize the fine ladies yonder, my compeer. I desire nothing so much as to bond with them chemically, oh yisss" < Awesome line of dialog 14:07:28, 2012-04-10
• Tea in the office. http://t.co/HpXKKcpK 14:53:31, 2012-04-10
• Photo: Tea in the office. (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/hVlRsyTT 14:53:36, 2012-04-10
• Words I hate hearing "please stand by your train is being rebooted" #c2c #latehome 18:24:57, 2012-04-10
• Photo: Today I will be mostly eating… (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/t2y1r7k8 11:28:07, 2012-04-11
• Photo: New DC’s (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/Fe8LvGg5 11:40:31, 2012-04-11
• I have so far managed to avoid the rain, hopefully this will continue when I get off the train. 18:16:34, 2012-04-12
• I got soaked walking home 19:29:56, 2012-04-12
• The temptation to work from home today is too great! Mostly I blame the weather, mostly. 08:11:47, 2012-04-13
• My decision to work from home today has nothing to do with it being Friday the 13th. 08:46:03, 2012-04-13
• I was ready to walk out the door at the correct time and everything. Got my Train ticket and Security pass in my pocket still too… 08:49:20, 2012-04-13
• I'm going to leave it on (Security pass) and pretend to to buzz through to the kitchen and or toilet so it feels like I'm in the office. 08:50:24, 2012-04-13
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Nine Inch Nails (2), Linkin Park (2) & The Birthday Massacre (2) http://t.co/MnUosPbo 13:58:28, 2012-04-13

• Looking forward to my free shrugs and Tie fighter t-shirts from @thinkgeek 07:53:37, 2012-04-02
• Its been so long since I got the 0821 all the people in my usual carriage have changed! 08:34:19, 2012-04-02
• Suddenly have the urge to buy a massive beanbag… 15:16:32, 2012-04-02
• I ♥ Don't Stop Believin' by Journey http://t.co/TxZQgmQ9 15:24:48, 2012-04-03
• Waiting in for my parcel of goodies from @thinkgeek Hurry up @ups ! 07:38:05, 2012-04-04
• Damn! Ordered new shoes yesterday and today @RouteOneActive give out free next day shipping! Just my luck 09:48:01, 2012-04-04
• remember why i stopped using @ups delivery from @thinkgeek £11 Brokerage surcharge whereas @dhlexpress is £2ish. Most expensive tshirt ever. 11:24:32, 2012-04-04
• new T-shirts .cc @Fisheh http://t.co/PAMEJS8X 12:44:24, 2012-04-04
• > @UPSHelp: if alternate brokers is not assigned at the time of shipping, UPS will broker the package in your behalf. ^ST < Unhelpful reply 14:38:26, 2012-04-04
• Waking up at 8 on a Bank Holiday?! Damn you sunlight and birds! 08:32:21, 2012-04-06
• Mmm coffee and cake. 09:16:16, 2012-04-06
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Katy Perry (14), Nine Inch Nails (9) & Mudvayne (8) http://t.co/MnUosPbo 18:43:12, 2012-04-06
• somebody done shot @Claire_Webb ! http://t.co/z9cwddMK 15:42:00, 2012-04-07

• :'( Tasty pork between my teeth! Damn you BBQ Ribs! 18:53:09, 2012-03-25
• yay dental floss! 19:38:59, 2012-03-25
• Nice sunny day today, seems a shame to be stuck in the office! 11:16:17, 2012-03-26
• Today I have discovered the Tim Tam slam. It is the most amazing thing ever. Feel like a junky getting my fix now. #timtamslam 15:10:56, 2012-03-26
• .@O2 If by ICS you mean a bastardised version looks and performs nothing like ICS is intended to. in reply to O2 10:26:34, 2012-03-27
• Oh no, I've sat across from a masticating cow. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU STUPID CUNT. 18:12:22, 2012-03-27
• :@ FUCKING CAT HAS PISSED ALL OVER MY BED! I WILL KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!!!! :@ (Not actually going to murder the cat) 20:32:40, 2012-03-27
• I ♥ (I Just) Died in Your Arms by Cutting Crew http://t.co/70SFbQ9e 19:55:48, 2012-03-29
• I do so enjoy pie and chips 21:05:30, 2012-03-29
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Nine Inch Nails (7), Megadeth (5) & Linkin Park (5) http://t.co/MnUosPbo 11:46:25, 2012-03-30

• Feel like I could lay in bed all day today. 08:27:37, 2012-03-19
• Curry with a nice cup of tea. Damn it feels good to be British! 20:45:23, 2012-03-19
• today i shall be wearing a shirt to work for the first time in aaaaages. I don't like it 09:43:51, 2012-03-20
• Going to flash CM9 when i get home, Official Samsung ics rom is a joke! 19:57:55, 2012-03-21
• Working from home does have it's advantages, a nice pot of @hasbean all to myself! 10:40:07, 2012-03-23
• I ♥ Wreath of Barbs (album mix) by :wumpscut: http://t.co/mhO3qbWF 11:59:00, 2012-03-23
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Placebo (3), Nine Inch Nails (3) & Korn (2) http://t.co/MnUosPbo 13:50:33, 2012-03-23

• My @Claire_Webb all sleeping after Sunday dinner http://t.co/RjP9J63D 16:36:13, 2012-03-11
• Seems I'm on my own today 11:15:33, 2012-03-12
• I fucking love Ribena. 11:26:37, 2012-03-12
• Still on my own today, just me and the wet paint sign. 14:43:48, 2012-03-12
• Finally started playing Red Dead Redemption, its really good! 23:51:14, 2012-03-12
• How I can't be bothered today. 09:39:30, 2012-03-13
• Today I shall be mostly messing about with the twitter APIs on Android 11:35:13, 2012-03-13
• Today London is full of empty Starbucks cups due to the lack of bins! 10:49:16, 2012-03-14
• Hello! http://t.co/njH8uz75 12:51:53, 2012-03-14
• Today I do not feel 100% 11:20:42, 2012-03-15
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Pendulum (4), System of a Down (3) & The Prodigy (3) http://t.co/MnUosPbo 16:34:51, 2012-03-16

Damn Twitter integration is posting up every weekly digest twice!

I’m not quite sure why its happening but I’m trying to fix it now.