Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…

Damn Twitter integration is posting up every weekly digest twice!

I’m not quite sure why its happening but I’m trying to fix it now.

• Nearly 1pm and I think I'm just about human again #
• Check this video out — Sexy Sax Man Careless Whisper Prank feat. Sergio Flores (directors cut) http://t.co/bycbHeXg via @youtube #
• Weirdly enough a taxi for this evening doesn't seem likly :/ bugger #
• Tonight I shall party like it's 2011, few bottles of ale, small selection of party snakes. I've got my fingers crossed for sausage rolls. #
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Nine Inch Nails (3), Megadeth (3) & Flight of the Conchords (2) http://t.co/MnUosPbo #
• How have i not seen this before? Check this video out — Ultimate Battlefield 3 Simulator… http://t.co/XEPO6EVo #
• Lovely weather today. :-\ #
• Getting there http://t.co/CV5oitql #
• Fancy new lights are up bookshelf secured to the wall and books going on it. I love it when a plan comes together. #
• Hmm what's the cheapest way to get an XBL Gold sub now days… #
• The pub. http://t.co/mQC6xGi1 #
• I earned the 'The 40s' achievement on @klout, check it out! http://t.co/ALBY2gzc #
• I Wish the pub had a nice selection of coffee Coke all the time is boring #
• > @Claire_Webb: @dazzy_g 's desk and book shelf built http://t.co/XIhq7jWc yay! #

• A burger at Christmas!? Madness! #
• Argh burnt my hand. Screw you oven! #
• Merry Christmas! Thanks to @Claire_Webb and @yohlenyaoilover for awesome sci-fi books #
• Merry Christmas everyone! See you on the other side #
• Now encamped at @Claire_Webb a house for operation jingle balls mkII (not actually what I call Christmas) #
• Tweeting from new 30Mb Broadband. Yay! #
• Ah much happier to be indoors #
• Bloody stuck in Stanford till the taxi arrives, not amused with this evenings organisation. #
• Also I really need to pee and its my round… #usualnightatthepub #
• Falling asleep in the booth while everyone is off dancing. #
• It amuses me that Matt is very picky when trying to pick up women in a pub. #
• I'd much rather be in a bed right about now #
• I am currently drinking Desperados. http://t.co/5UIj1ZaI #
• Currently at the Inn on the Green, it's rather busy. #
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Apollo 440 (1), VNV Nation (1) & Rhythim Is Rhythim (1) http://t.co/MnUosPbo #
• Need to wrap presents still! #
• Finally! Hard day for me and @Claire_Webb http://t.co/COJBvuWH #
• Got wood? http://t.co/3klDDnYo #
• I can practically taste the hot dogs already http://t.co/FkEqngig #
• Thinking a nice gray for my new room #
• Damn its hot in my room tonight! #

• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Megadeth (4), Rammstein (3) & Staind (2) http://t.co/MnUosPbo #
• Well it's really rather busy on the train tonight. #understatement #
• Having lunch at @SOSRestaurant fry up will sort me out! #
• I don't think that's legit. http://t.co/nmTNPW7m #
• Missed me train so it's tea and Bacon time! #
• Today I'd really rather work from home, but I need to go in! Should probably leave soon… #
• OK now one of them is throwing up. Not a nice journey home @c2c_Rail #
• I disapprove of the commoners on the train and the noise from their mobile telephones. Cunts. #
• Ah yeah, totally not the last train home! Even though @c2c_Rail tricked me with the Liverpool street trains. Thanks @mikebignell #
• Lukewarm showers are not nice in this weather #
• All I can say is Oh dear, What have you done @Battlefield ? Really? What made you think these maps were in anyway balanced? Bunch of nutters #
• Checked in at Accenture 20 Old Bailey http://t.co/KvvGsBrO #
• No matter the amount of snot I evacuate from my nasal cavity there seems to be more. #
• I'm legs feel like icicles. Soaked to the bone! #
• Stupid timetable change, I'd of got that train if it still came at 0822! #
• I require dinner! #
• 1807 says the phone… 1812 says the train… stupid phone #
• This evening I will be mostly going "eurgh" #
• I would very much like to be asleep now, stupid brain doesn't want to be quite though! #

• I can't help but think getting up for work tomorrow morning is going to be very very hard. FU Cold! #
• Today I will mostly be laying down. #
• Need to buy myself a new bed. Damn they are expensive! #
• Think I'm coming down with some sort of illness. Do not feel right today! #
• So Close to home time! #
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Pendulum (6), Disturbed (5) & VNV Nation (5) http://t.co/MnUosPbo #
• I do not wish to be at work any longer. #
• Feel like shit this morning :-\ #
• Finally in bed. nn folks. #
• OK no taxi, ten – fifteen minute wait. I'll just walk then. Do me good. #
• I swear everyone in this carriage is pissed to some degree. #
• Smells like someone is eating Shepard's pie?! Despite my fancy three course meal it's still an appealing smell. #
• Maintain composure. Do NOT spew. Your doing great. We will get a taxi from the station. STAY AWAKE. #
• Score! Last train home #
• At a fancy restaurant with work http://t.co/eSCpmduc #
• Once more I feel winter is mocking me. Go away you bastard! #
• After playing hardcore BF3 for the last week going back to softcore is fucking shit. DIE YOU WANKERS DIE!!!!! #
• Sooo radio 2 is a bit… Old #
• Hah just went past Bottom Lane. #
• On this testing job. Already got ideas on how to replace testers with android application. #
• It may be fosters but I've earned this pint. http://t.co/K5nEQnZV #
• Yeah this place isn't to my usual standards damn you maidenhead and your lack of a Hilton! http://t.co/wxkdfFKS #
• Fuck. Got the wrong train to Maidenhead. What was supposed to be a 20 min trip is going to take 40 #
• Mighty burger with strawberry shake. Tasty! http://t.co/jSNugY6t http://t.co/uiPSsi6N #
• Mighty burger with strawberry shake. Tasty! http://t.co/jSNugY6t http://t.co/SMrS9DLg #
• GBK This evening? Why not #
• Phone went off in the office FFVII Battle winning theme (a classic) New guy jumps up and demands to know who's it was. Demands bluetoothing #
• Once more I am forced to remain in the duvet due to the cold. Only ten days till I'm off though! #
• Just gone over the A13, at a standstill towards London. So glad I don't have to drive to work! #
• Had to wait till the train home but I got one! http://t.co/ACUEH4EW #
• I received +K in coffee from @egelmex, thanks! http://t.co/bsvS8O1Q #
• So Admiral insurance just rang, saying how my policy doesn't have the car hire it did last year as it was a price match. Bye bye saving #
• Was just about to get my coat on and get a Gingerbread latte and then WHAM more work. Suckage #
• mmm coffee from @hasbean has arrived Today I shall sample the El Salvador Finca Argentina Washed http://t.co/5QzEWE2x #
• My fav part of the #eve online update? Ship Spinning Counter
  "How many times have I twirled this Raven today?" Well, now you'll know. #
• Secret Santa present purchased! #
• Do not want to get out of bed. So cold! #

• 11 More days then I'm free till January! #
• Do not apprichate working at the weekend! #
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Jeff Wayne (12), Pendulum (3) & Soundgarden (2) http://t.co/MnUosPbo #
• Not enjoying being messed about at work. #
• Finally on the train home. Long day was loooooong. #
• Another alarm fail, why do I keep hitting dismiss instead of snooze! #
• Just been on the phone to #ukcalumni guy who is trying to set up a reunion @j_armitage @amouyuoma @zandeez @egelmex @Twigathy @mikebignell #
• Feel pretty pukey today, do not want! #
• Have just listened to Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds, great to program to #
• Other side of the off are having some sort of party. Who the hell has a party at half 9?! #
• Once again I'd rather stay in bed, why isn't it the 16th already?! I need time off! #
• http://t.co/iU1n1Pdf The internet has ruined my mind. @firebox How can you sell such things?! #
• I want to go back to sleep! #

• .@Battlefield @zandeez its anti-andee right? #
• And some skittles! http://t.co/uKLnOqEw #
• Kate sucks #
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Godsmack (3), Daft Punk (2) & Nine Inch Nails (2) http://t.co/MnUosPbo #
• .@c2c_Rail Bet its the same guy that rammed the other one! #
• A Senior exec has pressed the panic button so now its: http://t.co/XDLIxXhF #
• Payday is so far away #
• I agree with the driver of this @c2c_Rail train that the impatient motorist who thought he could beat the barrier is an idiot. Nice to hear. #
• Photo: Ah Friday at last http://t.co/Q6548MUp #
• Waiting for the train home after some bowling in the city. My thumb hurts! #
• Today has gone so slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow #
• Today I'd rather be sleeping! #
• Dazzy_G – Stats & Progression – Battlelog http://t.co/9NCqFKg3 via @Battlefield #
• Having got on the 1802 I greatly regret it. No seat for me #
• I spy with my little eye somebody beginning with business wanker. #
• Was going to get a pub lunch curtsy of the project manager, He is 40 minutes late still in a meeting. FUCK YOU MEETING. #
• Todays google doodle is AWESOME #
• Bugger parcel is out for delivery and nobody's in to receive it. Not good! #
• Photo: Morning commute http://t.co/EyOrcKl3 #
• Photo: Morning commute http://t.co/0uOwrn0R #
• Wish my commute was shorter I want to be indoors already! #

• I very much dislike the 1802 train. Far too busy. #
• I require a black fedora… #
• New work phone! "@googlenexus: Galaxy Nexus is landing in the UK! , or over the coming days from Vodafone etc. http://t.co/iUIS5zs2" #
• Going to give working from home at try today! #
• Finally back at home #
• On the train back to London! Hurry up and depart! #
• Just looking at the clock and waiting :/ Go faster time! #
• Ah man, forgot to bring my mouse! touchpad all day is going to be painful #
• After a nice cooked breakfast I'm ready to face the world (clients) #
• Whiskey and coke. Don't mind if I do #firstclass #
• Ah perfect #firstclasswin #
• And we're off! Now where is the woman with my tea… #
• On the train waiting to depart. Hurry up train! #
• At King's Cross… half hour early… whoops! #
• OK pizza express got knocked on the head, I'm at The Smithfield Bar & Grill. Mmm steak #yayexpenses #
• Rethink, Pizza Express here I come #yayexpenses #
• Ah no I'm not because it shuts at 5pm downstairs @SOSRestaurant #
• Going to go to @SOSRestaurant before I head up to Leeds I think. #yayexpenses #
• That is to say the latest repo tool doesn't work from behind a proxy on ubuntu 11.10. Others in office on the LTS are fine #android #
• That is to say the latest repo tool doesn't work from behind a proxy on ubuntu 11.10. Others in office on the LTE are fine #android #
• So the latest repo tool doesn't work from behind a proxy. Any ideas? #android #
• trying to get the icecream sandwich source but the company proxy is refusing to play ball! #android #
• This morning I blinked and half hour went past :-\ not good when still in bed. #
• First class train up to Leeds and staying in the Marriott. I guess this business trip won't be *that* bad #

• Work tomorrow, Thankfully coding is done (ish) but a week of documentation to do! Nightmare possible trip up to Leeds on Wednesday :/ #
• Productive evening in Manchester. Lots of food and now I'm sat in an armchair drinking shorts. #
• Epic meat @BemBrasRest need replacement stomach stat. #
• Just renewed my car insurance with @AdmiralNews Spoke to a cracking guy from Nova Scotia. Moving evening call centres to Canada, Great idea! #
• I'll be keeping this for emergencies http://t.co/pL9LoQ0S #
• Will be keeping this for emergencies http://t.co/8q0Mbi3N #
• How i know when I've been playing too many computer games; my fingers automatically sit over the WSAD keys. THIS IS NOT PRODUCTIVE FOR WORK #
• First lot of protesters went past as i was walking into the office today. Middle aged working class blokes? Not sure what they want :/ #
• The doors into the next carriage don't work, but its amusing to watch people try anyway #
• Missed usual train, also train after usual train… oh well #
• What is this activity bollocks in my twitter?! #
• Pretty sure the company has bought bitter oranges on the cheap :/ these fucking things are disgusting! #

• Whizz bang whop plode, PLOOM fiiiiiiiiech screeeee boom. #
• Got my fingers crossed for winning the @thinkgeek $1000 spending spree http://t.co/pb7SGNLG Import tax/duty on that would kill though #
• Got rather wet this morning despite big umbrella, hope the weather in London is better, walking with an umbrella up is a nightmare. #
• Managed to avoid the rain on the first part of my journey home, fingers crossed for the latter part #
• Sitting on the train, knackered! Doesn't leave for another 7 minutes hope I don't fall asleep #
• Can't tell if slow drum and bass or fast dubstep :/ #
• Today I have mostly been plumbing in the new guts for an Application that is shit. Thankfully this project ends soon. #
• The office is once again filling with business wankers. WHERE HAS MY TECHNICAL OFFICE GONE?! Soon I'll have to wear a fucking suit I swear. #
• Nearly missed the train this morning, bloody rain, so hard to walk fast with an umbrella! #
• Fenchurch Street is properly busy this evening! #
• Dammit! Snuff is out in Hardback now but not in paperback till June 2012! #
• Today I will mostly be drinking tea. #tea http://t.co/Vvzp2hJa #
• Lovely weather this morning, although two showers in an hour is a bit much :-\ #