• it was pretty damn good #
  • About to watch sherlock holmes. Hope its good! #
  • The job centre sucks… But it is warmer than outside #
  • javajavajavajavajava #
  • #uksnow RM16 5/10 #
  • RT: @syn: Norweigan saying, via @jonisno: "We've got a very effective program to deal with the homeless – it's called winter." #
  • On the lappytoppy, been awhile since i've used it! #
  • #uksnow RM18 4/10 #
  • Emma Stone's face makes my jaw hurt, it fills me with a murderrous rage. I do not know why. #
  • Just entered the Nexus One free phone giveaway – to enter just follow @nexusonenews and retweet http://bit.ly/742J6B #nexusone #
  • If bitten by a zombie, I'd last 1 hour and 38 minutes before becoming infected! http://su.pr/1GiCqW from the curvaceous @oatmeal #
  • I could take 65 baboons in a giant dildo fight! http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo from @oatmeal #
  • I could survive for 56 SECONDS after kicking a bear in the balls http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/bear_balls from @oatmeal #
  • Air drying is not advised in this weather! I swear my balls have been sucked into my stomach #
  • Nice and sunny in Tilbury, whats all this bollocks about snow? #
  • The Job hunt continues… #
  • need sleep. #