Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-25

  • A burger at Christmas!? Madness! #
  • Argh burnt my hand. Screw you oven! #
  • Merry Christmas! Thanks to @Claire_Webb and @yohlenyaoilover for awesome sci-fi books :-D #
  • Merry Christmas everyone! See you on the other side #
  • Now encamped at @Claire_Webb a house for operation jingle balls mkII (not actually what I call Christmas) #
  • Tweeting from new 30Mb Broadband. Yay! #
  • Ah much happier to be indoors :-D #
  • Bloody stuck in Stanford till the taxi arrives, not amused with this evenings organisation. #
  • Also I really need to pee and its my round… #usualnightatthepub #
  • Falling asleep in the booth while everyone is off dancing. #
  • It amuses me that Matt is very picky when trying to pick up women in a pub. #
  • I'd much rather be in a bed right about now #
  • I am currently drinking Desperados. http://t.co/5UIj1ZaI #
  • Currently at the Inn on the Green, it's rather busy. #
  • My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Apollo 440 (1), VNV Nation (1) & Rhythim Is Rhythim (1) http://t.co/MnUosPbo #
  • Need to wrap presents still! #
  • Finally! Hard day for me and @Claire_Webb http://t.co/COJBvuWH #
  • Got wood? http://t.co/3klDDnYo #
  • I can practically taste the hot dogs already http://t.co/FkEqngig #
  • Thinking a nice gray for my new room #
  • Damn its hot in my room tonight! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-18

  • My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Megadeth (4), Rammstein (3) & Staind (2) http://t.co/MnUosPbo #
  • Well it's really rather busy on the train tonight. #understatement #
  • Having lunch at @SOSRestaurant fry up will sort me out! :-D #
  • I don't think that's legit. http://t.co/nmTNPW7m #
  • Missed me train so it's tea and Bacon time! #
  • Today I'd really rather work from home, but I need to go in! Should probably leave soon… #
  • OK now one of them is throwing up. Not a nice journey home @c2c_Rail :-( #
  • I disapprove of the commoners on the train and the noise from their mobile telephones. Cunts. #
  • Ah yeah, totally not the last train home! Even though @c2c_Rail tricked me with the Liverpool street trains. Thanks @mikebignell #
  • Lukewarm showers are not nice in this weather #
  • All I can say is Oh dear, What have you done @Battlefield ? Really? What made you think these maps were in anyway balanced? Bunch of nutters #
  • Checked in at Accenture 20 Old Bailey http://t.co/KvvGsBrO #
  • No matter the amount of snot I evacuate from my nasal cavity there seems to be more. #
  • I'm legs feel like icicles. Soaked to the bone! #
  • Stupid timetable change, I'd of got that train if it still came at 0822! #
  • I require dinner! #
  • 1807 says the phone… 1812 says the train… stupid phone #
  • This evening I will be mostly going "eurgh" #
  • I would very much like to be asleep now, stupid brain doesn't want to be quite though! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-11

  • I can't help but think getting up for work tomorrow morning is going to be very very hard. FU Cold! #
  • Today I will mostly be laying down. #
  • Need to buy myself a new bed. Damn they are expensive! #
  • Think I'm coming down with some sort of illness. Do not feel right today! #
  • So Close to home time! #
  • My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Pendulum (6), Disturbed (5) & VNV Nation (5) http://t.co/MnUosPbo #
  • I do not wish to be at work any longer. #
  • Feel like shit this morning :-\ #
  • Finally in bed. nn folks. :-) #
  • OK no taxi, ten – fifteen minute wait. I'll just walk then. Do me good. #
  • I swear everyone in this carriage is pissed to some degree. #
  • Smells like someone is eating Shepard's pie?! Despite my fancy three course meal it's still an appealing smell. #
  • Maintain composure. Do NOT spew. Your doing great. We will get a taxi from the station. STAY AWAKE. #
  • Score! Last train home :-) #
  • At a fancy restaurant with work :-) http://t.co/eSCpmduc #
  • Once more I feel winter is mocking me. Go away you bastard! #
  • After playing hardcore BF3 for the last week going back to softcore is fucking shit. DIE YOU WANKERS DIE!!!!! #
  • Sooo radio 2 is a bit… Old #
  • Hah just went past Bottom Lane. #
  • On this testing job. Already got ideas on how to replace testers with android application. #
  • It may be fosters but I've earned this pint. http://t.co/K5nEQnZV #
  • Yeah this place isn't to my usual standards :-( damn you maidenhead and your lack of a Hilton! http://t.co/wxkdfFKS #
  • Fuck. Got the wrong train to Maidenhead. What was supposed to be a 20 min trip is going to take 40 :-( #
  • Mighty burger with strawberry shake. Tasty! http://t.co/jSNugY6t http://t.co/uiPSsi6N #
  • Mighty burger with strawberry shake. Tasty! http://t.co/jSNugY6t http://t.co/SMrS9DLg #
  • GBK This evening? Why not #
  • Phone went off in the office FFVII Battle winning theme (a classic) New guy jumps up and demands to know who's it was. Demands bluetoothing #
  • Once more I am forced to remain in the duvet due to the cold. Only ten days till I'm off though! #
  • Just gone over the A13, at a standstill towards London. So glad I don't have to drive to work! #
  • Had to wait till the train home but I got one! http://t.co/ACUEH4EW #
  • I received +K in coffee from @egelmex, thanks! http://t.co/bsvS8O1Q #
  • So Admiral insurance just rang, saying how my policy doesn't have the car hire it did last year as it was a price match. Bye bye saving :( #
  • Was just about to get my coat on and get a Gingerbread latte and then WHAM more work. Suckage :( #
  • mmm coffee from @hasbean has arrived :D Today I shall sample the El Salvador Finca Argentina Washed http://t.co/5QzEWE2x #
  • My fav part of the #eve online update? Ship Spinning Counter
    "How many times have I twirled this Raven today?" Well, now you'll know. #
  • Secret Santa present purchased! #
  • Do not want to get out of bed. So cold! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-12-04

  • 11 More days then I'm free till January! #
  • Do not apprichate working at the weekend! #
  • My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Jeff Wayne (12), Pendulum (3) & Soundgarden (2) http://t.co/MnUosPbo #
  • Not enjoying being messed about at work. #
  • Finally on the train home. Long day was loooooong. #
  • Another alarm fail, why do I keep hitting dismiss instead of snooze! #
  • Just been on the phone to #ukcalumni guy who is trying to set up a reunion @j_armitage @amouyuoma @zandeez @egelmex @Twigathy @mikebignell #
  • Feel pretty pukey today, do not want! #
  • Have just listened to Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds, great to program to :D #
  • Other side of the off are having some sort of party. Who the hell has a party at half 9?! #
  • Once again I'd rather stay in bed, why isn't it the 16th already?! I need time off! #
  • http://t.co/iU1n1Pdf The internet has ruined my mind. @firebox How can you sell such things?! #
  • I want to go back to sleep! #